But, Why?

January 22 is Answer Your Cat's Questions Day!

Henry asks:
"HALT!  Who Goes There?"
Answer: "Your waitstaff, with dinner!"
Henry: "What took you so long?"

Da Boyz ask:
"Why aren't you on OUR chair, being our human cat bed?"
Answer: "Sorry, my loves, but mama has to work to keep the cat food flowing in!"
Da Boyz: "We know you can sit in OUR chair and work on your laptop, so we don't accept your response."
Answer: "Fellas, there are three monitors, my special computer glasses, and a keyboard at my desk upstairs."
Da Boyz: "Hmmppff...a likely story."