22 January is Answer Your Cat's Questions Day
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| Chili Bruce: "Why can't I go outside, to play with the squirrels and birds?" Answer: "Darling, you are too precious to us, and we fear you'll run straight into the street. You like it inside; it's warm, you've got beddies everywhere, your Brofur Manny to chase, bite, and snuggle with, and those are all good things." |
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| Manny: "Why can't we play with the ribbon toy all day?" Answer: "Dude, there are two reasons: 1) You bite the ribbon and drag it away, ending all play, and 2) although we know we are at your beck and call, as we are humans and you are a cat, I must maintain my full-time job and The Hubby must do his house stuff, so we can only devote just so much time to this game. Sorry." |
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| Sweetie: "What's with the constant photo action? Can't you tell I'm rather unimpressed?" Answer: "Too bad, so sad, Wee One...I've been snapping pics of you since 2009; did you think I'd stop when you moved into your retirement home?" |
22 January is Answer Your Cat's Questions Day.
Alright, kitties...let 'er rip!
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| Chili Bruce: "Why do you humans take away my brofur Manny's food bowl, when it's still half-full of yummy goodness? I want to eat it!" Humans: "Because you'll look like Celestial Paddy O'Malley from overeating...commonly called a CHONK...and Manny will get skinnier and skinner." Chili Bruce: "So?" |
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| Manny: "How come you humans are always chasing me out of the kitchen?" Humans: "It's unsanitary, plus you want to jump onto the countertops and then PUSH THINGS OFF THE EDGE." Manny: "That's the whole point!" |
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| Queen Sweetie: "Humans, I have no questions for you. I am content." Humans: "We adore you, Shrimpie O'Holleran, and are rather chuffed that you've taken to being inside with us for almost three years now." Queen Sweetie: (whispers) "Me too." |
