22 January is Answer Your Cat's Questions Day
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| Chili Bruce: "Why can't I go outside, to play with the squirrels and birds?" Answer: "Darling, you are too precious to us, and we fear you'll run straight into the street. You like it inside; it's warm, you've got beddies everywhere, your Brofur Manny to chase, bite, and snuggle with, and those are all good things." |
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| Manny: "Why can't we play with the ribbon toy all day?" Answer: "Dude, there are two reasons: 1) You bite the ribbon and drag it away, ending all play, and 2) although we know we are at your beck and call, as we are humans and you are a cat, I must maintain my full-time job and The Hubby must do his house stuff, so we can only devote just so much time to this game. Sorry." |
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| Sweetie: "What's with the constant photo action? Can't you tell I'm rather unimpressed?" Answer: "Too bad, so sad, Wee One...I've been snapping pics of you since 2009; did you think I'd stop when you moved into your retirement home?" |
Probably not the answers that they wanted, but answers nonetheless.
