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Cats Rule!
Reporter: "Let's interview the residents of Eastside Cats for their plans on global domination."
Reporter: Mr. Manny, can you describe your intentions for global domination?
Manny: "Zzzzzz...zzzzz..."
Reporter: "Hm, well...we'll return to interview Mr. Manny when he's not showing his underwear to the world."
Reporter: Mr. CB, if I may call you that.
Will you tell us your plans to cats, such as yourself, to rule the World?
Chili Bruce: "Squirrel! Hey, Squirrel! Don't act like you don't know I'm here!"
Reporter: *sigh* We'll need to circle back with Mr. CB.
Reporter: *ahem*
"Queen Sweetie of Eastside Cats and The State of Michigan, Ruler of All That She Surveys, Defender of Mealtimes, Complete Authority of The Bed Realm, and Champion of Tissue Paper."
*deep breath*
"Can you inform your adoring public on future strategies for Cat World Domination?"
Queen Sweetie: "Quiet, peasant, or you'll get the murder mitt treatment!"
Reporter: "My pardon"...*backs away carefully yet quickly*
Reporter: "There you have it!
Breaking news on cats ruling the world.
Despite the fact that they already rule the interwebs, and that means they have control of the world!"
Truth!
