"Red Leader, Red Leader! Target is sighted...over!"
"Copy that, Blue Team. Keep an eye on target, let me know if there are any trajectory changes!"
"Copy, Red Leader! Target is at a standstill for the moment."
"Red Leader, going in!"
"Copy Red Leader, and good luck!"
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The Target |
What followed is a garbled, unintelligible recording of meows, smooching noises, and purrs! We'll never really know what happened that day, but we do know that Red Leader came away from the action with black furrs stuck on her face, and The Target was loved on with no warning! Yet another successful mission for our brave team.